Category: myslienky

the best engine

“The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self-lubricating. It takes any size piston. And it changes its own oil every four weeks. Its only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental.”
Dr. Hermann Otto Kloepneckler, 1912.

religion

Religion is like a penis.
It’s fine to have one.
It’s fine to be proud of it.
But please don’t whip it out in public and start waving it around,
And PLEASE don’t try to shove it down my children’s throats.

partner

“Nestojím o partnera, který beze mne nemůže být – chci takového, který beze mne být může, ale nechce.” Kosorin Pavel